The Circus is Here

Allana has really lost her mind now. It is specialty show season and instead of fluffing and brushing and bathing and show training, she is teaching all of to jump through a hoop. Now, I'm not saying that we don't mind all the treats that come with the training, but we are not running away to a circus anytime soon and I don't recall a class at any show called "jumping through a hula-hoop". Will someone please tell Allana to just brush us and give us treats for being pampered?