Thursday, June 29, 2017

But Grandma said Come

So before you hear Allana's side of the story, let me tell you exactly what happened.  Grandma and Allana were heading to the other side of the fence.  They had their bathing suits on and their towels wrapped around them.  Now, I see every open door or gate as an opportunity.  Everyone knows the grass is always greener on the other side of the fence, so I just took my opportunity.    I darted through the gate, when Allana opened the gate and started to run a lap in the very back of the back yard.  Then, grandma said "Armani come here" so I did.

Well, I always thought that big sparkly blue thing was a trampoline or something.  So when grandma called me I was expecting to walk on the blue stuff over to her..  (Now usually I only come with such enthusiasm when a treat is involved, but remember, grandma is known for extra cookies.)  I leaped from the concrete area in all of my enthusiasm and all of a sudden, there was a splash and I felt this wonderful cool water.  No wonder they have been hanging out in this area of the back yard.  It felt wonderful.  I started swimming towards grandma, who was laughing uncontrollably.  Unfortunately, I could hear Allana calling me too and she sounded a little upset but still seemed to be laughing.  Seeing as I didn't see any cookies in grandma's hands, I decided to turn around and swim back to Allana.  Now, Allana didn't seem as thrilled with my swimming ability as grandma did.  She pulled me out of the pool and starting talking about a bath and deep condition.

I'm not sure why Allana could possibly be upset.  All I did was listen.  Grandma said come and I did and then when Allana said to come, I came back to her.  I think I was once again, just completely perfect as usual.  I hope I don't really have to have another bath.  I just had one last week.  What I do know is the blue sparkly thing in the very back yard is super fun. Grandma didn't think I needed a bath but I have to admit that all the other dogs kept smelling me and walking away from me when I was put on the other side of the fence. I wonder why?

Grandma's here!

Guess what?!  Grandma is here!  I'm so excited.  The other shelties have told me that she is the best at giving extra cookies during the day.  She really loves us and gives us lots of attention and I hope I get some of those extra cookies.  This could be the best week ever.

Monday, June 26, 2017

So Great to be Home!

It feels so great to be home.  I'm sure Laura and Harrison are missing me, but I'm glad to be back home.  Look at this new bed Allana got me!

I don' understand why Stitch keeps staring at me though.

Sunday, June 25, 2017

Such a Peaceful Long Weekend

Hello Readers!  This is Stitch filling in for Armani.  Armani was out of town this weekend, visiting Laura and her little sheltie Harrison.  It was the most peaceful weekend in a long time.  I could play with any toy I wanted as I didn't have to share.  When I took my long naps, there was no annoying puppy licking my face to wake me up.  It was so peaceful.  However, Armani came home tonight.  (I'm sure Harrison is happy!)  He's been pretty cute saying "hi" to everyone.  He is pretty cute.  I guess I sort of missed him.

The good thing is I got this new bed!  Allana must have taken Armani shopping to bring me a souvenir home from Houston.

Thursday, June 22, 2017

Another Day at the Office

I got to go to work with Allana again today.  There were a few people who I got to play with.  There was a great 2nd great teacher who played with me and the custodians played with me too.  I didn't get to see a lot of kids today so that was kind of a drag.  But during the afternoon, it got a little boring.  I think I understand why Stitch sleeps at Allana's office.

Wednesday, June 21, 2017

Take Your Dog to Work Day!

So I think Allana was thinking it was take your Dog to Work Day.  Well, that is actually a little later this month, but Allana should be smarter than trying "Take Your Puppy to Work Day".    Now usually, Allana takes Stitch to work and from what I understand, Stitch just curls up under her desk and sleeps most of the day.  I'm not Stitch.  First, I'm not 12 years old, I'm only 8 months old so sleeping all day does not appeal to me at all.  Second, I found Allana's work not very fun.  There were no people to play with.  I saw a few kids at Vacation Bible School early this morning, but that was it.  Her office is deserted, so I had to entertain myself.  First, I emptied her recycle bin.  The paper likely needed to be shredded anyway.  I did try to chew on her desk, but she wouldn't let me.  So I tried chewing on her chair and once again, I heard the "no" word.  I really don't like that word.  I finally had to settle with my toys and a new bone.  I think I like going to work with Dan more than I like going to work with Allana.

Tuesday, May 2, 2017

Worse than Another Hail Storm.

So yesterday morning while I was busy racing around in the grass in the backyard (well, actually I was digging a new hole in the nice soft grass...but back to my point)  a whole bunch of trucks and cars pulled into the driveway.  Now we do get company around here frequently but we usually don't get so many trucks all at once.  All of a sudden, there were people up on the roof of the house and the kennel/workshop building.  Now, I know Dan goes up on the roof to trim tree limbs, but I've never seen a dozen people up there before.

Before I knew it, these strangers started tearing up the roof.  The noise was deafening.  I couldn't believe Dan didn't hear it.  Now let me tell you how his day usually goes.  He usually gets Allana up for work and gets her out the door no later than 5:30 a.m. so he can go back to sleep.  He stays up late with me, so he likes to sleep in during the morning.  But on this morning, he should have woken up with all this commotion on the roof.  Now we dogs did our part.  We started barking and barking and barking.

Finally, Dan emerged from the house and spoke to these strangers on the roof.  I was a little surprised as Dan was not upset at all this noise at all.  He acted so friendly towards these people.  Well, these strangers stayed all day and at about 7:30 p.m. at night, I did notice the roof looked quiet different.  This is what the new roof looked like.
I think I like this new roof.  I think it looks pretty nice.

Friday, March 31, 2017

Harrison can't be her favorite!

I just happened to be checking out Facebook and I saw where Laura posted that Grandma's favorite grand puppy was Harrison.  There is no way this can be true at all!  Let me tell you why.  First, Harrison is no longer a puppy.  He is the same age as his sister, Harmony, and I can tell you she is not a puppy.  She is three years old won't even play with a puppy.  Second of all, Grandma loves quiet well behaved dogs.  Harrison is not quiet at our house at all.  He barks all the time! The last reason for why I should be the favorite grand puppy is I just should be.  I'm the cutest puppy ever.  I don't bark much.  Well sometimes I misbehave a little, but that makes me so much more adorable.  I just don't get it.  There is just no way Harrison could be cuter than me.

Wednesday, March 29, 2017

She went to Disneyland and didn't take me with her!

So some of you know that Allana travels for work from time to time.  Now normally, I'm fine with this.  I hang out with Daniel and we watch basketball games together and we eat snacks on the couch.  It's usually pretty fun.  Allana's last trip was not quite what I had expected. 

The first thing that was something I had not experienced had to do with this new puppy.  My new life with a baby sister is not going how I had hoped.  This new puppy, Secret, is getting a lot of Dan's attention.  I am not very good with sharing (as you know) and Dan kept getting distracted by the puppy.  It was hard to keep his attention.  He kept playing with her and taking her out for short walks.  I think my playtime was short changed.

The second thing I found out, was Allana went at Disneyland!  Now, we all know that Disneyland is for kids.  I may not be an actual kid, but I'm kind of like one.  How could she go all the way to California and not take me with her.  Does this seem right at all?  I don't think so.  Now she did try to say that she spent her time at the Aneheim Convention Center, but I looked up Google Maps and it is a very short walk to Disneyland from the Convention Center.  I'm pretty sure she was hanging out at Disneyland the whole time.

Now that Allana is home, I'm hoping things will be a bit better.  Allana took me out for a walk and brushed metonight so I'm feeling a little better.  But let me tell you, the next time I see a suitcase, I'm packing my self.

Thursday, March 16, 2017

Puppy Kindergarten Graduation

So off I went to puppy kindergarten tonight.   I figured it would be the typical class.  What usually happens is Allana tries to bribe me with tasty treats to follow her requests.  For example the word "sit" is followed by a delicious treat if I actually sit.  I've learned that if I refuse from time to time, I can increase the number of treats I'll receive when I do honor her requests.  So, tonight, like I said was a little different.  Tonight Allana attempted to get me to do all her requests in a row.  I didn't quite understand this, but I did somewhat comply and all of a sudden, I end up with this little black graduation hat on my head and a certificate at my feet.
I think I prefer the regular routine as I get way more treats and the lady that tells Allana what to do gives me treat all night too.  I'll keep playing along and hopefully I can get all these people in my life trained.

Sunday, March 12, 2017

Laura forgot something

Laura came to visit this weekend and we had a great time hanging out.  She always likes to play with me.  I was a little jealous when she spent so much time playing with the new little tri puppy, but she did play with me a lot, so I'm happy about that.

Laura had to leave this afternoon to head home to Houston.  I saw her pack up her laptop and grab her little suitcase.  I saw her putting her target bags in the trunk of her car.    And then it happened...Laura left for her trip home.  I just had a feeling something was not quite right when I heard it.  It was a high pitched bark that isn't normally here and when I looked it had happened.  Harrison had been left behind.  It hasn't been quiet since Laura left.

Saturday, March 11, 2017

But I didn't want a baby sister!

This rainy day stuff is getting even worse.  I was stuck at home almost all day and when Dan and Allana came home, they brought home a puppy!  We did not need a puppy as I'm the only puppy they need.  She is so "adorable" they gave her my play pen.
I don't like this very much at all.  She is stealing all the attention away from me.

Friday, March 10, 2017

A Dark and Stormy Night

It just keeps raining today.  While I don't mind laying in the rain, Dan and Allana don't let me go outside in the rain.  They don't understand how much fun it is to dig up the garden when it rains.  It is so much more fun than when it is wet dirt compared to rock hard dry dirt.  There are big puddles by the gate that I can splash in.  Seeing as they won't let me play in the pool, I think it  only fair that I get to play in the puddles.  Why can't I go outside?  I need to run and play and this running laps around the sofa just isn't the same as running in the backyard.

Saturday, March 4, 2017

I Love Dog Show Weekends!

I love these dog show weekends!  We have company again and this time it is Guy and Thelma Mauldin.  I haven't seen them for weeks so I'm so glad they came for a visit.  Guy thinks I'm amazing and thinks I should go back home with him, but Allana told him that I'm a house dog and have my own blog, so I really need to stay with Allana.  I love when everyone wants me!

Star is being a little snobby tonight.  Her and Story both came home with ribbons.  Now, I must admit, I do like the color of purple, and I think I look great next to the color purple.  For example, I have a purple and gold leash so I'm pretty fashionable.  I don't know what all the fuss is about purple ribbons, but I don't like how it takes attention away from me.  Here's picture of the girls with their purple ribbons.

Saturday, February 25, 2017

Baby Sister?

Dan and Allana went to visit some puppies this morning and now there is talk of bringing home a puppy!  i don't understand why they would think we would need a puppy around here.  Oh wait...what I meant was another puppy around here.  I am the only puppy they need.  I don't think I need a baby sister.

Friday, February 24, 2017

Substitute Handler at Puppy Kindergarten

So let's revisit this puppy kindergarten thing that I keep getting dragged off to on Thursday nights.  Typically Allana takes me and I get fed lots of treats for doing very simple things, but last night was different.  For some reason Daniel took me to puppy kindergarten.  It started out fine, but then it changed.

Now I don't know if you have ever heard of the "leave it" command.   Let me describe it to you from a puppy's point of view.  The kindergarten teacher told all the handlers to put a delicious treat on the ground and then cover it up slightly and not let the puppy eat the treat.  Does this sound like a good idea to anyone?  I don't think so.  I thought it was pure puppy torture.  Daniel kept waiting for me to ignore the delicious giant treat and to look at him instead to get a little tiny treat.  There is no equity in this at all.  What's next ignoring a new play toy?  I really don't understand this training class at all.

Fortunately, Allana showed up for the second part of the class and then all I had to do was sit or lay down for a treat.  This is a much preferred activity than ignoring a giant delicious treat.  I hope Allana takes me to class next week.  I just attend for the treats.

Thursday, February 23, 2017

It was a very scary night!

So I just heard that the scary storm the other night was a tornado.  While I'm not quite sure what a tornado is, this would definitely explain why all the metal furniture in the yard just flew away.  It is still pretty messy outside.  I don't know why Dan and Allana haven't cleaned everything up already.  They seem to go outside and pick up branches a lot, but it sure doesn't see to make a difference at all.  Here's the official link to check out the track of the storm:
http://www.weather.gov/images/ewx/wxevents/SanMarcosTornado.png

I'm just happy the storm is over and I'm safe.

Tuesday, February 21, 2017

So much stuff to play with

I've learned one thing about the storm the other night and that is when it storms there is a lot of stuff on the ground the next morning.  I feel like I have a thousand new toys in the back yard.  There are all these little sticks, moss balls, and leaves to play with.  I just don't understand why Stitch does't get all excited too.

Monday, February 20, 2017

Ruff Night

I got to spend the late night/early morning hours in the hallway by the closet tucked into my crate.  I didn't understand this at all.  It was super windy and the the rain was so vertical it sounded like it was going to come through the windows.  Allana and Dan were reading their phones and silencing various alarms that were going off on tablets and their phones.  I heard words such as "severe" and "tornado".   We got through the night and I slept quite well, but Dan and Allana appeared quite tired this morning as they both set off for the day.

Then, all that could be heard through the neighborhood was the sounds of chainsaws.  A quick glance around and this is what I could see...


I guess everyone who had the day off wanted to play with their chainsaws today.

Saturday, February 11, 2017

Alamo Area Shetland Sheepdog Specialty

I want to be a show dog when I grow up.  I think it may be the best job in the world.  You get to have all your fur styled and then you get to run around the show ring and then your handler gives you treats!  How amazing is this!  I really, really, really want to be a show dog.  I know I can do it!